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thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

pansdolls:

So there seem to be a lot of ‘BJD’ tights out there right now… And the big complaint seems to be that the colouring isn’t realistic enough, and just makes you look like you have dirty knees.

But these I think go the extra mile! They’re hand airbrushed, and come in lots of awesome styles and colours (including non BJD styles… I want their zombie tights!) and their ‘traditional’ looking skin-tone doll tights to me look pretty realistic!

Personally I really love the pink ones, and the b&w broken doll tights. c:

$35+ a pair … Check them out on Etsy!

bluejamjarart:

Desert Reaper

Gives you water in exchange for your life.

whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

simonsjumpers:

lumos5001:

i-am-stormageddon:

gracieloubou:

with-our-backs-to-the-wall:

How Lips Should Speak
Lol sounds like a book on morality or a book about speaking to others with respect lol

if truth can’t lie. okay, yeah that’s why it’s called truth

#and wishes can weep

why skies cannot stay or why skies cannot lose depending on if i use my maiden name or not

Why Wings Should Fall
This sounds like an awesome book about Lucifer when he fell from heaven